"Solution to Pollution" Surgeon Medical Humor Gift T-Shirt
"Solution to Pollution" Surgeon Medical Humor Gift T-Shirt
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Size Chart
Size Chart

Shipping
Shipping
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based
Returns Are Easy
Returns Are Easy
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- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date
100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Because nothing says "I care about your infection risk" like a good ol' flood of saline! Our "The Solution to Pollution is Dilution" T-Shirt is the perfect sarcastic nod to that timeless surgical wisdom we all love to hear on repeat in the OR.
Designed for surgeons, residents, and medical students who know that if in doubt, just keep irrigating—because apparently, there's no such thing as too much dilution. Soft, lightweight, and ridiculously relatable, this tee lets you wear your surgical sarcasm with pride (and maybe a little exasperation).
Perfect for anyone who knows the true art of surgery is just fancy rinsing. Gift it, wear it, and let the laughter flow—just like the saline!
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