All Bleeding Stops Eventually Funny Nurse T-Shirt

T-Shirt Features

Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
Tear-away inside label.
100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
Solid colors are 100% cotton.
Heather and antique colors are blended
True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!

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100% Carbon Emission Free

Care Instructions

Do not dryclean
Machine wash: warm
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Tags

funny trauma nurse t-shirt, all bleeding stops shirt for doctors, dark humor medical apparel, emergency room nurse gift shirt, er humor graphic tee, sarcastic doctor shirt, healthcare worker funny t-shirt, surgeon dark humor gift idea

Every shift has its truths and this one's an absolute classic. The *All Bleeding Stops Eventually* t-shirt is a badge of honor for ER nurses, trauma surgeons, paramedics, and anyone who's seen it all. Made for comfort and resilience during long shifts, this shirt pairs dark humor with soft, breathable fabric to help you laugh through the chaos. Whether you're elbow-deep in residency or pulling another 12 in the trauma bay, this medical t-shirt will speak to your healthcare soul. It's also a hilarious gift idea for the nurse or doc who loves a little morbidity with their coffee.

Perfect for hospital life, med school, or as a funny white coat gift. Because in the end, ”yeah, all bleeding does stop eventually."