DARE - Doctors Against Random Emergencies Retro T-Shirt
DARE - Doctors Against Random Emergencies Retro T-Shirt
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Just say NO to unnecessary 3 AM consults!
Inspired by the iconic D.A.R.E. campaigns of the 1980s and 1990s, this retro medical humor t-shirt gives the classic acronym a healthcare twist: Doctors Against Random Emergencies.
Designed for on-call physicians, nocturnists, hospitalists, medical residents, and surgeons who know that the emergency department never sleeps, this nostalgic doctor t-shirt celebrates the unpredictable reality of overnight hospital coverage.
From questionable midnight pages and unexpected admissions to the dreaded 4 AM consult, some emergencies really can wait until morning.
Featuring a throwback design recognizable to anyone who grew up in the 80s or 90s, this funny physician t-shirt combines retro nostalgia with the inside jokes of hospital life.
A perfect gift for nocturnists, night-shift hospitalists, on-call doctors, surgical residents, and anyone who's ever whispered, "Could this have waited until morning?"
T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- Made with ethically sourced U.S.-grown cotton.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Size Chart
Size Chart
Find Your Perfect Fit
Gildan 64000 Softstyle · Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Body chest/bust |
|---|---|
| S | 34–36 inches |
| M | 38–40 inches |
| L | 42–44 inches |
| XL | 46–48 inches |
Measure around the fullest part of your chest or bust, keeping the measuring tape level.
This is a unisex, modern classic-fit T-shirt. For a roomier fit, consider sizing up.
| Size | Width (laid flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 inches | 28 inches |
| M | 20 inches | 29 inches |
| L | 22 inches | 30 inches |
| XL | 24 inches | 31 inches |
Garment measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.
Shipping
Shipping
FLAT RATE Shipping for T-shirts takes 2-5 business days after production.
Returns Are Easy
Returns Are Easy
Need a return or exchange? Contact us within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn or unused, with tags attached and in their original packaging. We’ll email you a prepaid return label; there is no restocking fee.
If an item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us right away. See our Returns & Refunds policy for the full terms.
Made-to-Order Production
Made-to-Order Production
All apparel items are made to order after purchase and fulfilled by production partners. This helps limit excess inventory and waste. Production methods vary by product and partner.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Find Your Perfect Fit
Gildan 64000 Softstyle · Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Body chest/bust |
|---|---|
| S | 34–36 inches |
| M | 38–40 inches |
| L | 42–44 inches |
| XL | 46–48 inches |
Measure around the fullest part of your chest or bust, keeping the measuring tape level.
This is a unisex, modern classic-fit T-shirt. For a roomier fit, consider sizing up.
Detailed garment measurements
| Size | Width (laid flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 inches | 28 inches |
| M | 20 inches | 29 inches |
| L | 22 inches | 30 inches |
| XL | 24 inches | 31 inches |
Garment measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.
Questions about DARE - Doctors Against Random Emergencies Retro T-Shirt
What should I know about DARE - Doctors Against Random Emergencies Retro T-Shirt?
Just say NO to unnecessary 3 AM consults! Inspired by the iconic D.
How do I choose the right option?
Use the selectors above to choose color, size before adding this product to your cart. Review the size information on this page and compare it with an item that already fits you well.
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