Full Metal Sternotomy Cardiac Surgery T-Shirt
Full Metal Sternotomy Cardiac Surgery T-Shirt
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Tags
Tags
cardiac surgery t-shirt, sternotomy funny shirt, full metal sternotomy apparel, cardiothoracic surgeon gift, heart surgery recovery shirt, medical resident humor shirt, hospital life clothing, funny surgical t-shirt
Bring some dark-humor grit to the scrubs-to-street wardrobe with the “Full Metal Sternotomy” t-shirt — a witty nod to both the classic film and the steel reality of open-heart surgery. Designed with soft, durable cotton, this shirt delivers comfort through long OR shifts, post-call recovery, or casual weekends outside the hospital.
Whether you’ve stood behind the sternotomy saw, carried the sternal wires, or simply respect the toughness it takes to endure cardiac surgery, this shirt makes a bold statement. Perfect for cardiothoracic surgeons, residents, nurses, or even patients with a sense of humor about their “full metal” hardware.
It’s more than a t-shirt — it’s wearable inside-joke armor for anyone who knows that heart surgery takes both skill and steel.
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