0.262 Funny Medical T-Shirt – For the Anti-Marathoner
0.262 Funny Medical T-Shirt – For the Anti-Marathoner
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Not everyone in healthcare is sprinting to the finish line—and that's totally fine. This “0.262” funny medical t-shirt is a nod to those who see a “26.2” bumper sticker and think, “Hard pass.” Designed with comfort and durability in mind, it’s perfect for nurses, doctors, techs, and medical residents who know that surviving back-to-back 12-hour shifts is its own kind of endurance event.
Whether you’re laughing through rounds or lounging after a chaotic night shift, this shirt keeps things light. A great gift idea for the non-runner in scrubs who’s just here to heal, not hustle.
T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- Made with ethically sourced U.S.-grown cotton.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Size Chart
Size Chart
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Shipping
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Returns Are Easy
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Made-to-Order Production
Made-to-Order Production
All apparel items are made to order after purchase and fulfilled by production partners. This helps limit excess inventory and waste. Production methods vary by product and partner.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Questions about 0.262 Funny Medical T-Shirt – For the Anti-Marathoner
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Not everyone in healthcare is sprinting to the finish line—and that's totally fine.
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