0.262 Funny Medical T-Shirt – For the Anti-Marathoner
0.262 Funny Medical T-Shirt – For the Anti-Marathoner
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Size Chart
Size Chart

Shipping
Shipping
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Returns Are Easy
Returns Are Easy
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- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Tags
Tags
funny healthcare t-shirt for nurses, 0.262 medical shirt, anti-runner doctor shirt, nurse humor clothing, gift for medical resident, funny shirt for hospital workers, general surgery gag gift, marathon t-shirt, 26.2 marathon
Not everyone in healthcare is sprinting to the finish line—and that's totally fine. This “0.262” funny medical t-shirt is a nod to those who see a “26.2” bumper sticker and think, “Hard pass.” Designed with comfort and durability in mind, it’s perfect for nurses, doctors, techs, and medical residents who know that surviving back-to-back 12-hour shifts is its own kind of endurance event.
Whether you’re laughing through rounds or lounging after a chaotic night shift, this shirt keeps things light. A great gift idea for the non-runner in scrubs who’s just here to heal, not hustle.
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