Surgery Resident Military Style Medical Humor T-Shirt
Surgery Resident Military Style Medical Humor T-Shirt
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Tags
Tags
surgical pimping shirt, funny surgery resident t-shirt, military medical humor shirt, medical attending questions shirt, general surgery residency life, gift for surgical interns, healthcare sarcasm t-shirt, dark humor hospital shirt, or pimping, funny or shirt, funny operating room shirt
For surgery residents who know that “pimping” has nothing to do with fashion and everything to do with surviving your attending’s questions mid-suture—this shirt gets it. Designed with a bold military-inspired look, it salutes those in the trenches of general surgery, facing verbal fire with a scalpel in one hand and panic in the other.
This funny medical t-shirt is made from breathable cotton, built for long shifts, post-call exhaustion, and the mental pushups of residency life. It’s the perfect blend of dark humor, durable comfort, and inside jokes only your co-residents will understand.
Whether you’re the one getting grilled or just watching someone else get torched in the OR, this shirt is a badge of honor for those brave enough to be "pimped." Makes a clever gift for surgical interns, residents, med students, or anyone earning their stripes in the hospital trenches.
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