What are the features of this t-shirt?

This t-shirt is knit in one piece with no side seams to help reduce fabric waste. It has a ribbed crewneck that helps retain its shape, reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching, and a tear-away inside label for comfort. It uses 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heather and antique colors are blended. The shirt is true to size and pre-shrunk, and it is proudly printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA.

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For the best fit, please refer to the size chart on this page. It provides detailed measurements so you can choose the right size for your body type.

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Flat rate shipping for this t-shirt typically takes 2–5 business days after production is complete for U.S. orders. Production time may vary slightly depending on order volume and destination.

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Our goal at Health Gear Shop is that you love your order. If something isn’t right, please reach out to us. Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund, and we will work with you to make it right as quickly as possible.

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We are committed to more sustainable practices and aim for 100% carbon emission–free production and fulfillment wherever possible. Details can vary by product and printing partner, but reducing our environmental impact is an important part of our mission.

How should I care for this t-shirt?

For best results, machine wash warm, do not bleach, tumble dry on low heat, and use low heat if ironing, steaming, or drying. Do not dry clean this garment.

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Surgery Resident Military Style Medical Humor T-Shirt

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For surgery residents who know that “pimping” has nothing to do with fashion and everything to do with surviving your attending’s questions mid-suture—this shirt gets it. Designed with a bold military-inspired look, it salutes those in the trenches of general surgery, facing verbal fire with a scalpel in one hand and panic in the other.

This funny medical t-shirt is made from breathable cotton, built for long shifts, post-call exhaustion, and the mental pushups of residency life. It’s the perfect blend of dark humor, durable comfort, and inside jokes only your co-residents will understand.

Whether you’re the one getting grilled or just watching someone else get torched in the OR, this shirt is a badge of honor for those brave enough to be "pimped." Makes a clever gift for surgical interns, residents, med students, or anyone earning their stripes in the hospital trenches.

T-Shirt Features

Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
Tear-away inside label.
100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
Solid colors are 100% cotton.
Heather and antique colors are blended
True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!

Size Chart

Shipping

FLAT RATE Shipping for T-shirts takes 2-5 business days after production.

Returns Are Easy

❤️Our goal at Health Gear Shop is that you love your order!

Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

100% Carbon Emission Free

Care Instructions

Do not dryclean
Machine wash: warm
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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