"Got Veins?" Funny Varicose Vein Nurse T-Shirt
"Got Veins?" Funny Varicose Vein Nurse T-Shirt
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Got veins? If you work with varicose veins, you’ll love this playful and clever t-shirt inspired by the iconic “Got Milk?” ads. Designed for nurses, providers, and vascular clinic staff who deal with venous issues daily, this shirt is equal parts humor and healthcare pride.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it's ideal for long clinic days, vein ablations, or ultrasound-guided procedures. Whether you’re treating spider veins or managing deep vein patients, this tee lets everyone know—you’re the vein expert. A perfect gift for phlebology nurses, vein specialists, or anyone in the vascular game who could use a smile.
T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- Made with ethically sourced U.S.-grown cotton.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
Size Chart
Size Chart
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Shipping
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Made-to-Order Production
Made-to-Order Production
All apparel items are made to order after purchase and fulfilled by production partners. This helps limit excess inventory and waste. Production methods vary by product and partner.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Questions about "Got Veins?" Funny Varicose Vein Nurse T-Shirt
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Got veins? If you work with varicose veins, you’ll love this playful and clever t-shirt inspired by the iconic “Got Milk?” ads.
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