"Got Veins?" Funny Varicose Vein Nurse T-Shirt
"Got Veins?" Funny Varicose Vein Nurse T-Shirt
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
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Shipping
Shipping
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Returns Are Easy
Returns Are Easy
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Tags
Tags
funny varicose vein nurse shirt, got veins t-shirt for vein clinic, vascular nurse humor apparel, phlebology nurse gift idea, vein treatment center shirt, soft cotton nurse shirt, gift for vascular tech
Got veins? If you work with varicose veins, you’ll love this playful and clever t-shirt inspired by the iconic “Got Milk?” ads. Designed for nurses, providers, and vascular clinic staff who deal with venous issues daily, this shirt is equal parts humor and healthcare pride.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it's ideal for long clinic days, vein ablations, or ultrasound-guided procedures. Whether you’re treating spider veins or managing deep vein patients, this tee lets everyone know—you’re the vein expert. A perfect gift for phlebology nurses, vein specialists, or anyone in the vascular game who could use a smile.
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