Hydrate or "Die-Drate" Funny Fitness & Healthcare T-Shirt
Hydrate or "Die-Drate" Funny Fitness & Healthcare T-Shirt
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T-Shirt Features
T-Shirt Features
- Knit in one piece so NO side seams also reducing fabric waste.
- Ribbed crewneck helps retain its shape.
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away inside label.
- 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton.
- Heather and antique colors are blended
- True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA!
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100% Carbon Emission Free
100% Carbon Emission Free
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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Stay hydrated—or else. The “Hydrate or Die-Drate” T-Shirt brings some much-needed humor to your high-intensity lifestyle. Whether you're scrubbing in, sprinting to a code, or hitting a post-shift workout, this bold and breathable shirt is a hilarious reminder that water is life (literally).
With its soft, sweat-friendly fabric and athletic fit, this tee is perfect for hospital shifts, fitness sessions, or lounging with your Stanley cup in hand. Lightweight, comfortable, and conversation-starting—it’s the ideal gift for any healthcare hero who drinks water like it’s their job (because it is).
