What are the features of this t-shirt?

This t-shirt is knit in one piece with no side seams to help reduce fabric waste. It has a ribbed crewneck that helps retain its shape, reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching, and a tear-away inside label for comfort. It uses 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton in every shirt. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heather and antique colors are blended. The shirt is true to size and pre-shrunk, and it is proudly printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA.

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For the best fit, please refer to the size chart on this page. It provides detailed measurements so you can choose the right size for your body type.

How long does shipping take for this t-shirt?

Flat rate shipping for this t-shirt typically takes 2–5 business days after production is complete for U.S. orders. Production time may vary slightly depending on order volume and destination.

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Our goal at Health Gear Shop is that you love your order. If something isn’t right, please reach out to us. Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund, and we will work with you to make it right as quickly as possible.

Is this product environmentally friendly?

We are committed to more sustainable practices and aim for 100% carbon emission–free production and fulfillment wherever possible. Details can vary by product and printing partner, but reducing our environmental impact is an important part of our mission.

How should I care for this t-shirt?

For best results, machine wash warm, do not bleach, tumble dry on low heat, and use low heat if ironing, steaming, or drying. Do not dry clean this garment.

Surgical Retractors Union T-Shirt – Funny OR Surgery Gift

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Tired of being the unsung hero in the OR? Our "Retractors Union" T-shirt is here to give you the credit you deserve... well, almost. Featuring a fist clutching a surgical retractor, this logo is a nod to those who spend hours holding open tissues while the surgeons get all the glory. "Retractors Union" sits loud and proud across the top, with "Est. 1937" as a shoutout to the year the American Board of Surgery was founded—because, let’s be honest, you've been doing the heavy lifting since then.

Wear it to remind everyone who’s really keeping the surgery running, one muscle-cramp-inducing retraction at a time!